HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON
I cannot give enough kudos to the heroic cab driver who took it upon himself to boot a barbaric Islamofascist homicide bomber who had set himself on fire right in the nuts. Especially since it has led to one of the greatest headlines I have ever read. Nothing stops a burning jihadist dipstick like a testicle punt. They were right when they said muslim extremism would be beaten by footballers.