Showing posts with label muslim extremism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label muslim extremism. Show all posts

Friday, August 03, 2007

Proper Bathroom Etiquette, OR Don't Flush the Koran

As you know, flushing the Koran in free-speech America will get you charged with a hate crime. Here's some simple rules to follow while using the restroom:



On a side note, when I first put in the title, I accidentally typed "Don't Flush the Korean."

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Rochambeau!

HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON

YES!!!!! Rochambeau!!!

I cannot give enough kudos to the heroic cab driver who took it upon himself to boot a barbaric Islamofascist homicide bomber who had set himself on fire right in the nuts. Especially since it has led to one of the greatest headlines I have ever read. Nothing stops a burning jihadist dipstick like a testicle punt. They were right when they said muslim extremism would be beaten by footballers.